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Two hosemen of the PorkLips
"Armageddon will overtake the degenerate peoples of all creation on the
final day of the 13th Baktun, thus our present Universe will be annihilated as
the Great Cycle of the Long Count is completed" - What? no more telly?!
the World officially ends on 21/12/2012
and you're bound to Panic! eventually ...
so why not get it over with and Panic! now!
1. eve of destruction - barry maguire
2. don't fear the reaper - blue oyster cult
3. evisceration plague - cannabal corpse
4. paint it black - the rolling stones
5. dark star - the grateful dead
6. third stone from the sun - jimi hendrix
7. end of the world - the cure
8. angel of death - slayer
9. the end - the doors
10. desolation row - bob dylan
11. my way - sid vicious
Your interminal clock is ticking away...
how to Survive the PorkaLips!
Bentleys Blog Ten Top Tips on
and now ...
1. keep breathing (unless you're under water)
2. learn to speak Yugoslavian
3. suffering from insomnia? - make sure you get plenty of sleep
4. to avoid contaminated water - drink your own urine (you've been drinking it for
years anyway thanks to the water companies)
5. keep chanting this Mantra: "don't just do something- lie there!" - eventually
you'll go completely insane, and you won't have a care in the world (or a world
to care about for that matter!)
6. incase of flooding start collecting bottle-tops NOW!
7. don't forget to feed the cat
8. wait outside your local One Stop to be rescued
9. keep reading Bentley's Blog!
10. dont do any of the above
11. remember you're a Womble
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